Weird Christianity facts.

Wazzup folks! Today's awesome topic is Christianity. A very versatile topic, cause it can be boarded in many different ways. I'll try to write about things I found out while browsing on the internet, things related to the 3 most weird stories on the bible.

I'm not a christian myself (I mean, technically yes, but just baptized as one), so if you find this review of WTF stories of the bible offensive as hell, please stop right here. So, here we go :D

1- The tale of Eliseum, the bald.
Eliseum, is a pretty wise man, but has one defect, he is completely bald. One day, on his way to Bet-el, he was intercepted by a bunch of kids who started to mock him about his baldness. Eliseum just turned around, cursed them in the name of the Lord and went away. Minutes later two giant bears came from the forest and decimated the kids and ate their flesh and stuff.

The moral of this story?  Don't make fun of bald people, they could curse you and kill you.

2- Jesus and the fig tree.
Jesus and his gang are walking down Betania, and God's son is pretty hungry. On their way they found a fig tree, but unfortunetly this is infertile. Jesus get pretty mad at the fig tree and curse it, the next moment the tree starts to dry and rot away. Why Jesus? WHY? Poor tree, was innocent.

The moral of this story? Don't make Jesus mad.

3- Balaam and his talking Donkey.
One day, Balaam is on his business whipping his donkey, when suddenly he heard a voice... It was the donkey complaining about being whipped. Balaam seems pretty used to it and then they started to argue... with his talking donkey.

The moral of this story: I don't know if this is supposed to teach something...

That's all folks, dont forget to leave a comment below :D

Cya.