Weird Christianity facts.

Wazzup folks! Today's awesome topic is Christianity. A very versatile topic, cause it can be boarded in many different ways. I'll try to write about things I found out while browsing on the internet, things related to the 3 most weird stories on the bible.

I'm not a christian myself (I mean, technically yes, but just baptized as one), so if you find this review of WTF stories of the bible offensive as hell, please stop right here. So, here we go :D

1- The tale of Eliseum, the bald.
Eliseum, is a pretty wise man, but has one defect, he is completely bald. One day, on his way to Bet-el, he was intercepted by a bunch of kids who started to mock him about his baldness. Eliseum just turned around, cursed them in the name of the Lord and went away. Minutes later two giant bears came from the forest and decimated the kids and ate their flesh and stuff.

The moral of this story?  Don't make fun of bald people, they could curse you and kill you.

2- Jesus and the fig tree.
Jesus and his gang are walking down Betania, and God's son is pretty hungry. On their way they found a fig tree, but unfortunetly this is infertile. Jesus get pretty mad at the fig tree and curse it, the next moment the tree starts to dry and rot away. Why Jesus? WHY? Poor tree, was innocent.

The moral of this story? Don't make Jesus mad.

3- Balaam and his talking Donkey.
One day, Balaam is on his business whipping his donkey, when suddenly he heard a voice... It was the donkey complaining about being whipped. Balaam seems pretty used to it and then they started to argue... with his talking donkey.

The moral of this story: I don't know if this is supposed to teach something...

That's all folks, dont forget to leave a comment below :D

Cya.

My favourite tehcnological thingy :D

Wazzup guys :D

Today I'm supposed to write about my favourite gadget out there. I love technology, I think its the best way to improve our life quality.

If I had to choose my favourite technological thingy It would be my Notebook. It's an Acer Aspire E1 .Its just awesome. I bought it like two weeks ago and I dont have any regrets about it.

I use it to take notes form class, to browse on the internet and to play online games (like League of Legends, do you play it?), the most important applications are, undoubtedly, Word and Google Chrome. I use it like a lot, Almost the whole day, on class and at home.

I like it beacause it has averything i want on a notebook, its relatively cheap, it has an awesome ram and processor capacity and a video card, A VIDEO CARD, I LOVE IT!.

I think life would be the same without it, I mean, I just had it for two weeks and it hasn't changed my life that much, But definitely it would be a lot different (I think a little bit harder?)

Thats it folks, leave a comment below and Cya next week :D

This is supposed to be the first entrance, but actually is the second one.

Hey Guys, how you doin' ñ_ñ

I'm going to write the blog that I missed the previous class. This one is about me and myself.

My name is Héctor and blah blah (please read the previous entrance). I was born on January 14 of 1996, at Santiago of Chile. Most specifically, at the Clínica de la Universidad Católica. I was a premature baby, so I spent like 4 months on a big machine that is called a "Incubator", praying for my life.

The time went by and I entered School. I studied my whole life (elementary and high school) at The Greenland School, which is located next to the Pajaritos Metro station. The school itself sucked, but I loved the people in there. Actually im studiying Laws at Universidad de Chile.

I'm he older brother of 3, I have two younger siblings, one brother and one sis. The first one is Diego, he is 15 years old and he is a bit taller than me (which sucks, im supposed to be taller), the other one is Pamela, she is 14 years old and she is a super sweet girl... when she wants.

I like to draw on my free times. I like anime and manga a lot, so I like to draw things related to them, like characters I created on my own or just copied sketches.

So, this is it, I don't know how many words I wrote, but I think this would be enough. Don't forget to leave a comment below.

Cya ;D

So, the first One. WELCOME GUYS, this is just a regular blog.

How im supposed to start a blog? I've never owned one... this is pretty dificult lol.

I think I should introduce myself first. My name is Héctor Simeone (But everyone knows me by Tito), I'm 18 years old (I know I look like a messed up old man, you don't have to mention it), I'm a student like you at the epic, ultra awesome Laws school of the glorious Universidad de Chile. I'm a pretty standard guy, im kinda tall, i got brown eyes and thick eyebrows and... wait, I'm not supposed to describe myself, that was the last class and I was at a "ayudantia" (Sorry mr. Martin :( )

I'll talk (write) about the super fun things I've been doing this semester so far. I have to say, I'm not getting used to the university, today is my first test so far and I'm already pretty collapsed. So, my subjects, I have 4 obligatory subjects and 2 electives. The most important obligatory subject this semester Is "Intro" (Introduccion al Derecho in spanish, how im supposed to translate that?), this is the one and only class that you don't have to fail, because passing it unlocks the most of the second semester's subjects (like the legendary "Civil"). The other ones are important too, but I'ts depends on the teacher the most of the times. Subjects like Moral Philosophy and History are the most hard ones. Then comes Microeconomy, I think this is the easy one.

Then comes the electives, I have 2: Political Cience and  Social theory. The first one is pretty light, I mean, Its not "light" itself, but compared to the obligatory subjects its kinda enjoyable. Then comes Social Theory, everyone loves Social Theory (sarcasm). On the first class everyone was super motivated, then the teacher started talking... 2 hours later the half of the class wanted to shoot themselves. This is the most dificult subject this semester, and its an elective... A FREAKIN ELECTIVE, ITS SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

I'm not coursing any extracurriculars this semester, I'm kinda lazy.

Of course you don't come to the university only to study, you come to talk to other people, to eat with other people, to play ping pong with other people, and (of course) TO PARTY WITH EVERYONE MAN, DON'T STOP TEH PARRRTEEEH .-8 Fridays are sacred for me, this is the day to relax and share a beer with my friends after class, I'ts pretty awesome.

What I expect? Hmm... that's a difficult thing to answer. First, I think I should survive this first semester and then i'll have a better look of what I expect. But one thing for sure, I want to be someone in my life, I want my name to be recognized and stuff like that. I think everyone wants that, right?

Well, that's all folks, dont forget to suscribe and stuff (no wait, thats youtube), Leave a comment below.

Cya :D